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The Best “The Phantom Menace” Review Evah.

It’s an impressive feat to create a review of “Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace” that runs for 70 minutes. It’s more impressive that it is as funny as it is (although pretty mysoginistic and the wheels kinda come off in the last few minutes). But what stands out is how dead on … Continue reading

“2012” – Roland Emmerich Destroys America

Saw a preview screening last night. Excellent destruction porn – should be called “Roland Emmerich Destroys America”. Has a quite a few disaster movie cliches and ultimately you want to see the Russian twins die just because, but it keeps going at a fair enough clip that you generally get over it. Well acted too … Continue reading